Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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