the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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