I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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