Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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