im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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