So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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