people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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