It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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