don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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