I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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