I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
do herpes really smell.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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