hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Are we still banned from the library?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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