his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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