I think im going to throw up on grandma
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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