she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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