i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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