Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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