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So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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