Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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