yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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