She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
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As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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