in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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