I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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