Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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