just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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