That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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