So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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