do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize