She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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