She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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