i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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