Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
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I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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