the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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