I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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