But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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