I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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