i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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