Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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I'm passing your future prison.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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