Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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