It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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