Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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