He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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