You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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