so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
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He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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