but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
People in love make me want to vomit
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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