Do you still have your period?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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