that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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