Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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