i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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