Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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